Mash is always harping on about how there is no god. So today when I heard him telling Bianca in the next room that his internet was down while everyone else's were working, and that he needed to do research for his assignment due by tonight, I shouted "It's God's Will!!!"
He came over to whack me, and then Michel's very dramatic classical music started playing, the kind with trumpets and drums and the choir going "BA BA BA"...